Dear Yunji,

Is it true?  Are there really no attractive people at our law school?

Panicking by the Potomac

Dear Panicking,

Rest assured - there are plenty of attractive people at our illustrious school.  Many a day I have sat in the hard lounge searching for pretty passersby and my eyes have never failed to find a pleasant resting spot.  Once you get over your fear of being called on in class (yes, the fear will subside) you will find plenty of reasons to blatantly turn your cheek to the professor to ogle the hottie sitting three seats down.

The law school is just brimming with smart and witty people who know exactly what you're going through.  So remember to look up from your Civ Pro textbooks, stop your quaking, and take a minute to ask yourself, "How does he get his hair to look like that?"

Sincerely,

Yunji